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when ur getting head while taking a shit. a blumpkin is also a different name for it.
Timmy: Ahh, i remember one time, my girlfriend gave me a plopjob
Lil bro: thats crazy
plopjob by TingaTenga December 7, 2024
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reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.
Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.
When you put plov around your dick and then someone gives you a blowjob
-When was the last time you came?
-I had that nice plovjob the other day
Plovjob by LamarMatic February 22, 2019
When a female is performing fellatio, and uses her teeth to firmly 'plow' the surface of the erect penile shaft, inducing pain. Can be intentional or unintentional.
He was being a total ungrateful dick, so she showed him with a plowjob he wouldn't soon forget.
Plowjob by HowardDavies March 8, 2011
When your girlfriend smothers her period blood on your dick and she sucks it off
A Plowjob is when a girl takes out her tampon and drains the blood on your dick and sucks it.
Plowjob by Zoku February 12, 2013
When a person has a bowl or bucket of popcorn in his/her lap, and an accomplice (the giver of said popjob) extends his/her neck into the popcorn vessel in order to satisfy both parties' needs
"Dude, Becky give me the totally best popjob yesterday at the movie theatre!"
"No way man! I heard she gave Tim a DoritoJob yesterday
popjob by happypandabear June 23, 2010

propjobs 

Aviation slang term for propeller-driven aircraft.
"I've been working quite a few years on those old propjobs."
propjobs by cavok November 20, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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