Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Plebastic

Plebastic (Pleb-ass-tic)

An East Anglian originated word

A combination of Pleb and Spastic,

A derogatory term for someone who annoys you. Often used in conjuntion with other descriptive terms for a fuller more hard edged effect..

Did you see that Plebastic idiot who just cut me up?!! WTF!?!

Plebastic by Moffyr November 23, 2010

Plebtastical 

From the word Plebtastic. The description of the most extreme act of inane stupidity a pleb can possibly carry out to the intense amusement and hilarity of anyone with half a brain. Not to be confused with Plebtestical a scrote-bag of a retard.

Did you see what that retard just did ?... it was plebtastical!

Plebtastical by Sanderstead Slaggus March 6, 2009

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009