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please fuck 

literally what it says

please fuck
please fuck by SarahMCRmy August 7, 2017
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please fuck 

When you are super horny and desperate and you can't fucking English.
Izzy: Please fuck

Hayley: The fuck no, why?

Izzy: Please...Fuck?
please fuck by Saturnz Ass August 7, 2017

please fuck me I’m so lonely 

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.
“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

please fuck me 

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.
Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

please fuck me daddy 

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin
oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot 

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
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