pldfm 

plant lives don’t fucking matter

“to all the vegans out there saying plant lives matter, pldfm”

pldfm by unknown_darkness August 8, 2020

PDFM 

The short way of saying "Please don't fuck me."

That guy over there with his shirt tucked in is basically screaming PDFM.

PDFM by Lode Choke June 21, 2018

Plofme 

Pull the fuck up off me. Get off my back. Usually said in a joking matter.

Plofme mother fucker. Plofme bitch.

Plofme by Urq June 14, 2009

Pldf 

The equivolent of "whatever" in response to someone who says something stupid. Usually used in the the context of a response to someone who believes they have just made their point and beaten you in an argument.

Matt said: "See I was right and you were wrong!"
You say: "Pldfffffff"

Pldf by James Stensel January 8, 2008