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Playstation Network 

Sony's online gaming platform, first released at the end of the Playstation 2's lifetime, now standard on all Playstation 3's. Unlike xbox users, who have to pay around $50 a year for xbox live, PSN is absolutely free of charge. PSN is about equal to live overall. PSN lacks a couple features, such as avatars and party chat, but PSN makes up for it because it has no modorators, no getting banned, and ITS FREE!!!!
Xbox Fan: Dude i wanna go home and play online, but my subscription ran out and i got banned for three weeks because i said "buttcheeks".

PS3 Fan: Aww too bad, I'm going to go home and play for free on Playstation Network, and not get banned on the technologically superior gaming system!
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Playstation Network 

PlayStation Network, often abbreviated as PSN, is the online gaming service that PlayStation has to offer, unlike the Xbox live it is free.
I can't wait 'till I get home, so I can own some noobs online for free.
I can't believe Xbox users have to pay $60 a year Playstation Network is free!:D
Playstation Network by Dg4 June 8, 2011

playstation network 

Like xbox live without features and has alot of lag.

Playstation Network Godzilla Attack 

April 20, 2011. Japanese corporation Sony was maliciously and directly targeted in an attack by hackers causing massive PSN outages and nerd withdrawal everywhere. Early word is that it was a Playstation Network Godzilla Attack....
I've been in a funk since I can't play Call of Duty online on my PS3 because of the Playstation Network Godzilla Attack...

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork

A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.
"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO

PlayStation Notwork (PSN) 

Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?

Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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