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Plateman 

A gay man drawn to giving head.
Plateman or plāter may be a heterosexual man.
"Was Danny XXX a plateman?"
"I don't know. I have no proof."
Plateman by JerrysWords September 24, 2025

Platehands 

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.
John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.
Platehands by everybodydance July 8, 2009
A male with incredibly hairy ears.
"Wow, have you see his ears! They're so hairy!"

"Oh yea, must be a Pateman."
Pateman by TackleBag September 29, 2008

platomance 

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman
JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.
platomance by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013

Batrick Pateman 

Batrick Pateman ("BP") is a user of the platform LiveGore.com, and active member and second-in-command of Grotesque Insidious Hackers (their purpose, to kill Redstir.) Batrick Pateman became a huge contributor, funding GIH and LiveGore. His current known Discord is Batrick Pateman#2220 but be warned, he is not the type to give mercy.
Pronunciation
Bah-trehk-Payt-man

Batrick Pateman is a controversial user on the internet. The kind that big YouTubers don't even notice because the user is so hidden.
Batrick Pateman by HellBoy826 December 22, 2022

Tyler Pateman 

A very lazy thing/person. They claim that they aren't lazy, but everyone knows that they're lying
Tyler Pateman by Muddy QUAk October 11, 2018