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Plateman 

A gay man drawn to giving head.
Plateman or plāter may be a heterosexual man.
"Was Danny XXX a plateman?"
"I don't know. I have no proof."
Plateman by JerrysWords September 24, 2025

Platehands 

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.
John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.
Platehands by everybodydance July 8, 2009
A male with incredibly hairy ears.
"Wow, have you see his ears! They're so hairy!"

"Oh yea, must be a Pateman."
Pateman by TackleBag September 29, 2008

platomance 

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman
JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.
platomance by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013

Batrick Pateman 

Batrick Pateman ("BP") is a user of the platform LiveGore.com, and active member and second-in-command of Grotesque Insidious Hackers (their purpose, to kill Redstir.) Batrick Pateman became a huge contributor, funding GIH and LiveGore. His current known Discord is Batrick Pateman#2220 but be warned, he is not the type to give mercy.
Pronunciation
Bah-trehk-Payt-man

Batrick Pateman is a controversial user on the internet. The kind that big YouTubers don't even notice because the user is so hidden.
Batrick Pateman by HellBoy826 December 22, 2022

Tyler Pateman 

A very lazy thing/person. They claim that they aren't lazy, but everyone knows that they're lying
Tyler Pateman by Muddy QUAk October 11, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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