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Plateman 

A gay man drawn to giving head.
Plateman or plāter may be a heterosexual man.
"Was Danny XXX a plateman?"
"I don't know. I have no proof."
Plateman by JerrysWords September 24, 2025
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Plateman 

A gay man drawn to giving head.
Plateman or plāter may be a heterosexual man.
"Was Danny XXX a plateman?"
"I don't know. I have no proof."
Plateman by JerrysWords September 24, 2025

Platehands 

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.
John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.
Platehands by everybodydance July 8, 2009
A male with incredibly hairy ears.
"Wow, have you see his ears! They're so hairy!"

"Oh yea, must be a Pateman."
Pateman by TackleBag September 29, 2008

platomance 

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman
JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.
platomance by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013

Batrick Pateman 

Batrick Pateman ("BP") is a user of the platform LiveGore.com, and active member and second-in-command of Grotesque Insidious Hackers (their purpose, to kill Redstir.) Batrick Pateman became a huge contributor, funding GIH and LiveGore. His current known Discord is Batrick Pateman#2220 but be warned, he is not the type to give mercy.
Pronunciation
Bah-trehk-Payt-man

Batrick Pateman is a controversial user on the internet. The kind that big YouTubers don't even notice because the user is so hidden.
Batrick Pateman by HellBoy826 December 22, 2022

Tyler Pateman 

A very lazy thing/person. They claim that they aren't lazy, but everyone knows that they're lying
That dog is a proper Tyler Pateman
Tyler Pateman by Muddy QUAk October 11, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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