plastisexual 

Plastisexual is a sub-variant of agalmatophilia (sexual attraction to statues or other human-shaped objects) where one feels the sexual attraction towards toys, commonly humanoid toys, but some plastisexuals prefer animal-based toys.

John loves sticking action figure heads up his dick because he’s a closeted plastisexual.

plastisexual by Mr Silhouette October 9, 2022

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

plantsexual 

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3

plantsexual is not a valid sexuality

plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plantsexual 

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.

Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.

plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

Who made my son plantsexual? 

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

Who made my son plantsexual? by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

Plantsexual 

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

Plantsexual by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021