plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

by eda-skip November 17, 2022