plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.
"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."
by duhkota71 January 13, 2018
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bananacat

The emojified version of the popular meme, Banana Cat. The meme displays a cat's look of disgust towards a banana located slightly in front of it.
i hate chicken ramen :bananacat:
by duhkota71 November 20, 2018
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