pizzle fizzle

adv. When a bodybuilder has taken too much ephedra, tries to pee, and due to effect of the drug, cannot relax his bladder control muscles to let forth the stream.

"Hey Chet, are you sure those pills are cool, cause when I try to pee, I only manage to squirt once and then dribble slowly over my own balls." Sorry bro, I forgot to tell you about of one the side effects, pizzle fizzle, sucka!