Pizzasm 

A typical sensation of excitement when a pizza comes in sight. We all know that pizza got that EXTRA hype (although it's worth it) just after 2015.
Pizzasm is basically the moment when you receive extreme pleasure after thinking/seeing/eating a pizza.

Refer to foodgasm for a generalized definition

1. Sia got a pizzasm when she passed by Papa John's.
2. Margaret was so stoned and hungry that she *rolled her eyes and started moaning* when she saw a margherita pizza.

// *Pizzasm*

Pizzasm by vinam.bruhh May 27, 2017

pizzamonade 

A cool, refreshing drink made from pizzas.

I feel like eatin’ pizza yo, n’ therez ain’t nuthin’ but I’m quite thirsty. So I’ll have a pizzamonade

pizzamonade by squala March 28, 2019

Pizzashill

1. An incel 2. A severely deranged man 3. Heroin addict who makes up fake E girlfriends

Don't be such a pizzashill dude

Pizzashill by ohforfugssakealready July 10, 2018

Pork Scotch Pizzas 

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

Pork Scotch Pizzas by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

pizzamachine 

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

pizzamachine by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023

Pizzasexual 

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

Pizzasexual by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014