pizza jesus

the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste

pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza

he left

I ate it cause im not picky

pizza jesus by Zaschary milledry May 8, 2015

free pizza jesus 

When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.

Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!

free pizza jesus by Free Pizza JESUS CHRIST ADASDA March 22, 2017

Jesus Pizza 

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.

Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza

Jesus Pizza by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021

jesus pizza 

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.

Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.

jesus pizza by Scott Urquhart June 25, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016