pizza jesus

the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste

pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza

he left

I ate it cause im not picky

pizza jesus by Zaschary milledry May 8, 2015

free pizza jesus 

When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.

Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!

free pizza jesus by Free Pizza JESUS CHRIST ADASDA March 22, 2017

Jesus Pizza 

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.

Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza

Jesus Pizza by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021

jesus pizza 

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.

Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.

jesus pizza by Scott Urquhart June 25, 2007