A unit of measure representing the amount of sushi one must eat before getting mercury poisoning. Named after Jeremy Piven, who is reported to have eaten so much sushi that he got mercury poisoning.
Zach: One of my life goals is to can eat a piven of sushi.
by jeremy_p August 7, 2014
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Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.
- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.
by Senhor Aníbal July 30, 2008
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An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate
"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"
by Flubby19 February 8, 2019
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A real old lady from the 1960s, who really wants to collapse America.

Frances Fox Piven wrote parts of the Cloward-Piven strategy to use Welfare to bankrupt the country.
by andthewinneris October 14, 2011
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