8 definitions by Flubby19

Peanut-n-chill

To cover your penis in peanut butter and proceed to having sex with the opposite sex ( or the same we don't judge)

"Man I just gave that girl a good peanut-n-chill"

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

Jutui

The offspring of having sex on top of Pyramid Dressed as a Pharaoh and a Peasant

Person 1: oh my god your baby is so cute
Person 2: thank you we conceived him in Egypt, he's a Jutui.

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

Lembastic

To be excited about eating Lembas Bread which is bread invented by lord of the rings author J.R. Tolken

human 1: "hey man I made Lembas Bread For our lord of the rings marathon"
human 2: "I'm am so Lembastic right now"

by Flubby19 February 19, 2019

Divdaggi

When you dive at a public pool from at least 7 meters high while holding a man named Tom who is at least 210 pounds and wearing a red shirt

Person: look up there those guys are about to jump

Person 2: no, he’s holding 210 pound Tom In a red shirt....they are doing a divdaggi

by Flubby19 May 19, 2020

Jeremy Piven

An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate

"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

XCV

Acronym for extreme cum volcano. Which is Blowing more than 200ml of cum

"Dude Johnny said he had a XCV last night and his Girl ate all of it and chocked"

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

Ritoviti

The pasta a short person Accidentally brings up in a conversation when you are trying to impress a fat Italian man with your knowledge of his culture But utterly fail

Fat Italian man: what is your favourite pasta

Short person: Ritoviti is amazing

Fat Italian man: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY CULTURE

by Flubby19 May 18, 2020