When a white man goes to a Indians man house and steals his pot of butter chicken and 4 pieces of roti
Indian man: wow I’ve made such a nice dinner
(White man sneaks in)
Indian man: OH NO don’t hurt me
(White man takes butter chicken and 4 pieces of roti)
Indian mans wife: husband did he hurt anyone
Indian man: no he did much worse.......he committed rihydaw
(White man sneaks in)
Indian man: OH NO don’t hurt me
(White man takes butter chicken and 4 pieces of roti)
Indian mans wife: husband did he hurt anyone
Indian man: no he did much worse.......he committed rihydaw
by Flubby19 May 20, 2020
The pasta a short person Accidentally brings up in a conversation when you are trying to impress a fat Italian man with your knowledge of his culture But utterly fail
Fat Italian man: what is your favourite pasta
Short person: Ritoviti is amazing
Fat Italian man: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY CULTURE
Short person: Ritoviti is amazing
Fat Italian man: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY CULTURE
by Flubby19 May 18, 2020
by Flubby19 February 08, 2019
To cover your penis in peanut butter and proceed to having sex with the opposite sex ( or the same we don't judge)
by Flubby19 February 08, 2019
Person 1: oh my god your baby is so cute
Person 2: thank you we conceived him in Egypt, he's a Jutui.
Person 2: thank you we conceived him in Egypt, he's a Jutui.
by Flubby19 February 08, 2019
by Flubby19 February 08, 2019
When you dive at a public pool from at least 7 meters high while holding a man named Tom who is at least 210 pounds and wearing a red shirt
Person: look up there those guys are about to jump
Person 2: no, he’s holding 210 pound Tom In a red shirt....they are doing a divdaggi
Person 2: no, he’s holding 210 pound Tom In a red shirt....they are doing a divdaggi
by Flubby19 May 19, 2020