pity d 

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

pity d by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013

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Lip pity qwertfgh f d by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023

pity date 

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.

The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.

pity date by Dudette March 20, 2005

Pity Dance

Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.

Pity Dance by Raynbo February 16, 2008

Pity Dicked 

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

Pity Dicked by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Pity dating 

When a person is rejected so they try to get pity from their crush in order for them to date them out of it

Girl: sorry i don't want to date you
Boy: please date me i'll be broken without you :'(
Girl: well ok then
The girl pitys the guy so they are now involved in pity dating due to the guy

Pity dating by Robbie rotten's ghost August 23, 2018

pity digits 

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

pity digits by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009