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When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you
My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .
by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 21, 2015
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Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"
"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth
by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019
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