2 definitions by Cryaboutit
Onyx may be a crystal, however Onyx is also a person who cannot for the life of them make one funny joke. They are immensely irritating, and they behave in a way that would make others want to call them a ‘snowflake’. A simple joke such as “Free top G” aggravates them so much that they cry about it. Overall, they are so pathetic and stupid that they are considered a joke at whoever job/school they work at/attend. They are also incapable of dating someone who isn’t a complete idiot, they may find a partner who is willing to put up with their bullshit because they too are a snowflake, but an Onyx will never find a significant other that actual has a life.
Oh c’mon, I was just making a joke… don’t be an Onyx.
You’re acting like a dumbass bitch, like an Onyx!
You’re acting like a dumbass bitch, like an Onyx!
by Cryaboutit March 25, 2023