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pisscreet
(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion
(n): pisscretion
Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014
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Pisschester
An individual whom takes a piss to the chest and or face while in an inebriated state of being often found on the floor of a fraternity or dorm room. Also often pisschester is in association with scum, filth, or a “chaunce". A pisschester often is found in the Midwest region of the United States, however it can be seen lurking in the troll caves of Detroit. Pisschesters are often referred to as violent creatures and are not to be approached for safety concerns.
"He is such a pisschester"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
Pisschester by Fratitude51 February 14, 2012
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026