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pisscreet
(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion
(n): pisscretion
Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014
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Pisschester
An individual whom takes a piss to the chest and or face while in an inebriated state of being often found on the floor of a fraternity or dorm room. Also often pisschester is in association with scum, filth, or a “chaunce". A pisschester often is found in the Midwest region of the United States, however it can be seen lurking in the troll caves of Detroit. Pisschesters are often referred to as violent creatures and are not to be approached for safety concerns.
"He is such a pisschester"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
Pisschester by Fratitude51 February 14, 2012
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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