Pit Crew 

n.

1. A congregation of two or more tools, toolboxes, or toolsheds in the same place at the same time. Commonly frequent bars, night clubs, pool halls, movie theatres, shopping malls, and Blink 182 concerts.

a. I'd go get us a couple beers but that fucking pit crew is standing in front of the bar.

b. The collective IQ of a five-man pit crew usually ranges between 80 and 100.

Pit Crew by jason "jewboy" tracy July 31, 2006

pit crew 

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

pit crew by Mark March 31, 2004

pit crew 

pit crew; a group of teenagers -usually grade 9 or 10- at the sphs pit where they go to smoke and chooch (chooch is a vape)

"hey look it's the pit crew"
"i cant wait to see the pit crew at lunch"

pit crew by anonymous May 12, 2022

Pit crew

When a group of 3 women make a man cum extremely fast. The women will break down the garage door and strip down the male posthaste. This event is usually done where one stimulates his prostate, the second would preform a BJ or HJ (depending on her specialty) and the other would sit on his face. After ejaculation the women leave quickly through the window.

Todd - I heard the record for a pit crew was 5.7 seconds.
Marco - No dude I just beat that yesterday when 3 thick Latinas got me off in 5.4 seconds

Pit crew by Mikeydimes January 25, 2026

Pit-crewing

When you have to fix, re-lick/seal, adjust, or roll a blunt while it's still burning in order to keep the cigarillo intact for the best hits.

In NASCAR when a racecar needs to be fixed, its tires replaced, or its gas refilled, the pit crew makes all those adjustments while the race is still going on. This helps the driver finish in the best way possible like the blunt.

Demarcus: Yo man this blunt is starting to fall apart.

Simon: I know, start pit-crewing that shit!

Pit-crewing by Davetastic the Great April 29, 2017

Pitcrew 

v.

Vulgar. When four or more sexual partners rush a quicky on a single member who then departs with haste.

John: Sorry I can’t come over, pitcrew with the boys tonight.

Sally: You said that was just a one time thing.

John: It’s lights out and away we go!

Pitcrew by SirWim November 30, 2022

Pitcrewing 

When a group of 2-5 men descend onto a willing female participant, sexually, as if in a race car meeting scenario, to take turn pleasuring or being pleasured by the woman, who is usually on her back, but can also be seated/kneeling. The scene depicts very similarly to what the pit crew paddocks are like during a race meeting, each guy taking his tool to the action.

She was enjoying some pitcrewing for her special celebration, as a new experience. It was very hot.

Pitcrewing by Echo_Bravo_ September 23, 2015