Definitions by Mikeydimes

Welsh whistling wiener

A welsh sex drinking game where a penis’s urethra is stopped with a cork and then the man climaxes thus causing the cork to shoot out at its’ terminal velocity creating a whistle sound as it passes by the cuck in the cuck chair.

Reginald: Did you get that handjob from that monkey?
Johnathan: No we got wasted and we did the Welsh whistling wiener

Welsh whistling wiener by Mikeydimes February 18, 2026

Pit crew

When a group of 3 women make a man cum extremely fast. The women will break down the garage door and strip down the male posthaste. This event is usually done where one stimulates his prostate, the second would preform a BJ or HJ (depending on her specialty) and the other would sit on his face. After ejaculation the women leave quickly through the window.

Todd - I heard the record for a pit crew was 5.7 seconds.
Marco - No dude I just beat that yesterday when 3 thick Latinas got me off in 5.4 seconds

Pit crew by Mikeydimes January 25, 2026

Glaz User

Someone that uses Glaz in rainbow to see through the smoke. Usually a pussy that can’t play the game right.

Archibald - “ Did you hear that Aidan is a Glaz user.”
Phineas- “ yeah that dude is such a pussy.”

Glaz User by Mikeydimes August 15, 2025

Me 

Not you

You: are you me?
Me: me no.

Me by Mikeydimes December 14, 2024

Saratoga solution

A dud that likes all genders

Mark: Did you know that Ricky like that nonbinary chick?
Ronald: Yeah he’s pulling a Saratoga solution. And they are pansexual btw.

Saratoga solution by Mikeydimes December 9, 2024