pistolwhipping 

When you hit someone on the head with a can of beer and crack it open, from there you proceed to shotgun it

John was pistolwhipping last Saturday because the Saturdays are for the boys

pistolwhipping by Mike Big Ock October 1, 2017

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid 

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.

Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010

Pistolwhippingly 

So angry that it feels like you're being pistol whipped

All this misspelling is pistolwhippingly pissing me off!

Pistolwhippingly by fuhkayuu January 23, 2021