pissyitus 

Pissyitus syndrome. An incurable syndrome that makes you a pissy cunt. There is no known treatment.

I GOT YOU A FUCKING JOB HERE, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME ATTITUDE? WHY YOU SO PISSY!?!?

a.k.a. Pissyitus Syndrome

pissyitus by Dr. Pissy July 29, 2017

Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.

Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"

Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pissitude 

a pissy attitude

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Pussyitus 

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006