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Pissyphus 

The reality of the eternal torment of middle-age, when you're unable to achieve a solid night's sleep because you have to get us to use the toilet repeatedly.
"It is a catch-22 situation: either I'm fighting a dehydration headache all day or I'm Pissyphus all night."
Pissyphus by Mollena October 8, 2023
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Pissyphus Cycle 

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”

pussypussygangbang 

when two pussies get together and gangbang the local gang (they win)
"oh shit! here come the pussies to pussypussygangbang us!"

pussypusher 

A pimp,or a heterosexual male who disdains anal intercourse.
"I don't do the ass man I'm a PUSSY PUSHER." Or:"See that pimp man he's the biggest PUSSYPUSHER in town."
pussypusher by Mugwump November 11, 2004

pissyitus 

Pissyitus syndrome. An incurable syndrome that makes you a pissy cunt. There is no known treatment.
I GOT YOU A FUCKING JOB HERE, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME ATTITUDE? WHY YOU SO PISSY!?!?

a.k.a. Pissyitus Syndrome
pissyitus by Dr. Pissy July 29, 2017
a pisspus is someone who has a piss kink, and into tentacles (pus from octopus). People who are a pisspus are usually named minx. They are attracted to tentacles and piss.
minx: *talking about this*
lorenzo: youre such a pisspus
pisspus by aprtm May 30, 2021

pussypuss 

The clear gook that comes from a girls vagina while she is horny.
Eric: Yo, what did you and Jessica do last night?

Joe: I licked the pussypuss from her vagina.
pussypuss by JSki94 November 24, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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