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Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024
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Pissyphus

The reality of the eternal torment of middle-age, when you're unable to achieve a solid night's sleep because you have to get us to use the toilet repeatedly.
"It is a catch-22 situation: either I'm fighting a dehydration headache all day or I'm Pissyphus all night."
by Mollena October 8, 2023
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