PISSTIE

Variant of the word Pissta. A smaller portion of carb based food to line the stomach before a night of heavy drinking. A pisstie usually contains a very small amount of meat filling and is largely pastry. Generally purchased in small convenience stores on the way to a bar. In the UK this is sometimes referred to as a Cornish Pisstie

Hang on! They're still open. I'm going to get a Pisstie

by Paulos Robbo September 14, 2011

Pisstits

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.

Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"

by Beejyging December 4, 2012

pisster

A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...

"You bought a right pisster there mate!"

by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

pisstipation

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Pissterical

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.

The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.

by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

Pisstier

To describe some people that play call of duty, that aren’t good at the game.

For example: “O4 is a pisstier.”

by Ant Black March 1, 2020