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pissing razor blades 

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.
1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.
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feels like im pissing razor blades 

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

Pissing Razorblades 

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.
He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.
Pissing Razorblades by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

pissin razorblades 

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain
ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos