pissed as a fart

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably

Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!

by AlexRugger May 12, 2007

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Piss 'n fart

Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.

I just piss 'n farted!

by Quentin_B December 1, 2006

piss fart

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.

Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"

by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

piss fart

The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart

"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"

"ewww i dont needa kno that!"

by VillaPris February 6, 2007