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Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
by bearhugstef October 11, 2013
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!
by AlexRugger April 30, 2007
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