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pissbaby67 

She is beauty she is grace. Booty all up in her face. Won the contest, got first place. Out of orbit, out in space. An alien, destroying the human race. She likes silk and she likes lace, If she's scared, she pulls out mace. Detective got thrown off the case. She is swift, not leaving a trace. She has a super top secret base. Try to catch her it's a chase. If she was a playing card, she'd be ace. If you fight her, you'll be left in a neck brace. She is not fast, nor slow, she goes at her own pace. She likes pottery, she owns a vase. She likes musicals, operas, and plays. She owns the female gaze. Everyone falls for her, even the gays. She loves animals, she often takes in strays. She's always busy, gone for days. She leaves men in a daze. She likes a little fog, a little haze. She's complex, her brain is like a maze. She'll love, forever and always. On the evil, she preys. She is spiritual, she often prays. All her hard work, off it pays. She likes the beach, on the sand she lays. If you're an enemy, be prepared for a taze. And scene.
Ryah: I love pissbaby67.
Awooga: TRUUUUE.
pissbaby67 by pissbaby67 February 6, 2022
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Pissbaby 

n. Not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a pissbaby pisses on things out of anger. A pissbaby is:

1. A person who becomes irrationally angry at being denied something they feel entitled to, even when they aren't.

2. A person who receives something they want, and immediately becomes irrationally angry at its perceived flaws while ignoring that it still has the qualities that made them want it in the first place.
"If she was really an ugly skank, you wouldn't have asked for her number. You're being a pissbaby."

"You just said the cast for the movie adaptation of your favorite book is perfect, but you've been complaining all night because it had a Nickelback song in the soundtrack. You're being a pissbaby."
Pissbaby by SLacey February 15, 2015

pissbaby 

"pissbaby" refers to Dream, a 20 year old minecraft youtuber with over 5 million subscribers.
he once tweeted;
"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
hence he is a pissbaby

~funfact~#pissbaby was trending #1 in the usa on twitter

dreamwastaken
sapnap- "dream is a pissbaby"
george- "yes, because he likes pineapple on pizza"
pissbaby by so.meow July 21, 2020

Pissbaby 

"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"

"what the fuck? you're such a pissbaby "
Pissbaby by lolsikebitcj July 23, 2020

pissbaby 

Dream, the Minecraft youtuber who has over 10 million subscribers, pissed himself while dreaming about using the Bathroom and while he was sleeping next to his girlfriend. hence the nickname "pissbaby"
sapnap- dreams a lil pissbaby
george- yeah he pissed himself next to his girlfriend lol
pissbaby by yeaaahhhhbitch September 24, 2020

pissbaby 

pee baby
Hey, you lil' pissbaby

pissbabyslefteye 

pissbabyslefteye is a Tiktoker that makes edits of this creator named GeorgenotFound. They have a great personality and a supportive fan base.
oh ⟟ wanted to ask you something, had you heard of the underrated editor?

no, well their name is pissbabyslefteye!
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