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ryah: last week i had a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and haven’t felt safe in a bathroom since!
ryah: last week i had a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and haven’t felt safe in a bathroom since!
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something cishet middle schoolers like to call their s/o and say that they’ll last thru high school and college and get married and said i love you 2 days after they start dating when in reality they’ll break up a week before summer break starts so they can have a hot girl/boy summer and date in high school. basically if u are like this u are literally so fucking annoying and i hope you never find love 😐. OR they could be those middle school girls that are, for some reason, obsessed with victoria’s secret PINK and think they’re better than everyone else, used the cat hesrt eyes emoji before cat emojis were trendy, have a 6 digit snap score, do instagram boomerangs and type like “yhu” “buh” “liek” “sum” “talmbout”, are usually caucasian or latina girls trying to act hood and ghetto when they actually live in a gated community and can get their nails done like every other week, ALSO they’re OBSESSED with making an instagram highlight just for their acrylic nails, and usually also a pick me girl
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ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!
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