pissapeared 

When someone claims to just go for a piss but never comes back.

Penny was wondering where George went when Tom said he just went for a piss. Joe pipped up and said “ that was 30 minutes ago! “ Bear remarked “I guess he just pissapeared”.

pissapeared by Bear333 August 18, 2022

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005