piss off a nettle 

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

piss off a nettle by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

bulldog licking piss off a nettle by Doc October 26, 2003

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006