piss bottle 

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

piss bottle by Robbie T. May 2, 2006

piss bottle 

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

piss bottle by pissbottle February 13, 2007

piss bottle 

When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.

dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.

piss bottle by Andy Keats and Ray Johnson September 15, 2006

piss bottle 

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.

u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle

piss bottle by ben stump March 22, 2020

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.

That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 26, 2025