Pishmire 

(noun) A person who is constantly complaining, whinging and being a bull.

Pats a right pishmire just now

Pishmire by WOSS LA November 14, 2019

pisdirection 

The tendency for piss to shoot in random directions when going to the bathroom right after having sex.

After the last bout of sex,I had to sit down to take a piss out of fear of pisdirection.

pisdirection by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

Pisfire 

When a nake attempts to urinate but misjudges where he is aiming into the toilet and urinates onto his pants or underwear.

"Who pissed on the damn floor?!"

"Steve did, he had a pisfire."

Pisfire by markatmeowz June 28, 2025