a male that is an apple genius/ apple faggot. he will think pervertedly of a female with a high sex appeal no matter of the age of the female (aged ~ 10 - 60). if you let him near any car pirmin may do a bailey 1. you should be very careful when around a pirmin because they work all day 'cleaning semen out of apple laptops' therefore they are covered in semen. a pirmin also has 200 additional problems just like an iPhone 4s.
Oooo... for fuck sakes pirmin! my laptop is covered in semen again.
mum was pissed when pirmin did a bailey on dads new VF holden commodore. she said it was just another of primin's 200 additional problems.
bailey: to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".
mum was pissed when pirmin did a bailey on dads new VF holden commodore. she said it was just another of primin's 200 additional problems.
bailey: to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".
by LadyMan5531 August 30, 2013
by Virgin Maryy October 12, 2011
It is great to have a Pirmin in your life. Once you get to know him behind his shy attitude, you will see how sympathetic and caring he is. He has the most amazing handwriting and is skilled at drawings. He loves to act out scenes in front of people. He loves the stage and the audience loves him. Pirmin is never afraid to ask questions and is constantly trying to get better. His friends can be very thankful, because he is loyal and can take a joke about himself.
by FeatherofaPhoenix December 15, 2021