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Pirates Fan- an endangered species that lives between the months of April and September. Masses in early April for opening day but is seen sparsely until the next April. Pre-1992 the species was common in October but hasn't been seen in that month for many years. The Pirates fan has a unique way of talking, calling soda "POP" and beanbag toss "CORNHOLE". Professes love for Jack Wilson, Jason Bay and Brian Gilles like they were Barry Bonds, Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Clemente.

Mike: "Hey let's watch some baseball."

Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"

Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."

pirates fan by thesituation007 May 23, 2011

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Fake pirates of the caribbean fan

a dude who pretends to be a potc fan but dislikes potc 4-5 and says jack isn't the protagonist

"i'm a pirates of the caribbean fan,but i hate movies 4-5 and jack isn't the protagonist"
"ha,you're a fake pirates of the caribbean fan then,not to mention you're a major clown"

Fake pirates of the caribbean fan by captain jack sparrow345 June 22, 2020

Pirate Fan

A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.

Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"

Pirate Fan by ninjas rock January 4, 2012

Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

Pirate Fanny by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017

Fanny Pirate

One who raids, or pirates, another's booty.

Beast! is a fanny pirate.

Fanny Pirate by Btown666 April 26, 2006

Fantasy Pirate Hooker

A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010

Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026