Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

Pirate Pants by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

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pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

pirate pants by Krosios May 6, 2006

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pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.

Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.

pirate pants by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

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pirate of mens pants

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't

You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one

pirate of mens pants by monkeyman February 11, 2004

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Pirate of Men's Pants

gay, sausage jockey, drops his anchor in poo harbour, crafty butcher

He's defo a pirate of men's pants

Pirate of Men's Pants by hector poach August 29, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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