pirate drunk 

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

pirate drunk by chi_tom July 20, 2008

pirate drunk 

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

pirate drunk by the boot September 11, 2003

Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.

Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.

Bitter Drunk Pirate by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

Drunk Pirate 

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

Drunk Pirate by Griz April 30, 2004

Pirate Drank 

a drink made from mixing Firefly vodka with water. Makes you feel like a pirate

What are wei and bao drinkin?

it's that PIRATE DRANK

Pirate Drank by ray_stinkle December 7, 2010

drunken pirate 

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

drunken pirate by Anonymous April 25, 2003