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Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Backdoor Pirate by Argonak April 12, 2008

Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
Backdoor Pirate by Argonak April 12, 2008

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate 

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008