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Pinnochip 

(n.) A little, sweet lie. Similar to a white lie, but usually given in compliment form to someone who doesn't deserve it. It is intended to brighten someone's day, make them stop bitching, or strengthen the relationship.

white lie lie fake mean girls strategy clever
"Hey Dan, your essay was great. You should be a writer."
"Really?"
"No. Sorry, man. Your essay sucked. I was just telling a pinnochip."
Pinnochip by Jackett90 February 24, 2008

does pinochio have wooden balls 

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic
?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

Pinnochio 

When you're 69ing and you work the clit so hard that you end up nose-fucking your partner.
"He just went at it so hard that I felt something slip in, and I realized he just pinnochio'ed me"
Pinnochio by Jet Stream June 23, 2017

Chocolate Pinnocchio 

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.
Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

Angry Pinnochio 

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.
Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
Angry Pinnochio by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Hindu Pinnochio 

Males testicles are placed in the eyes of female with flacid penis being over the nose. Girl bats her eyelashes arousing the penis causing an erection to grow like pinnochios nose when he lies. meanwhile the asshole is placed firmly against the forehead, leaving a symbolic brown dot between the eyes.
Nicki had a brown dot on her forehead this morning, she must have got the Hindu Pinnochio last night.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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