The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles
Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.
Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things
Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.