Pintosis

The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles

Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.

In harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.

Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things

Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis

Pintosis by B&C'11 April 2, 2011

Pinosis Disorder 

Pinosis disorder is a rare disease discovered in the early 19th Century.A man named William Stchitzer discovered the disease when he notoced his Testcles shriveled up into a raisin like form.Since then many people reported of them having the disorder and doctors strive to find a cure!

James' Was diagnosed with a rare deseas called Pinosis Disorder

Pinosis Disorder by Gman Fonter October 22, 2018