When two gay guys have been ramming each other in the ass all night and sipping pink mimosas with roofies; they each take turns covering a slip and slide with their loosened shit. They let it ferment for about a week in the middle of a Texas summer and take one of the state's many quadriplegic retards and slide said retard through slide over and over again until retard is either dead, or more retarded and Christopher Reeve'd than before.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.