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pink sheets 

The pink sheets are the most comfortable and sexy sheets in the world. You can find pink sheets everywhere, but the best ones are often found in beds belonging to norwegians. It's the best place to have sex and also the best place to sleep. They're effect works best on thugs. GO PINK SHEETS!!
yea dawg, i focked her in ma pink sheets last night
pink sheets by keegster1234 November 25, 2010
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Pink Sheet 

a dirty and cheap hooker that is only called upon in the drunkest and sorriest mindset
Dude my friend Pat was so fucked up on bars last night he fucked a pink sheet from backpages.com
Pink Sheet by fratlord6969 July 20, 2016

Tattered Pink Sheet 

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
Tattered Pink Sheet by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

Pink Sheet 

When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.
Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.
Pink Sheet by Wolven24 May 14, 2011

PinkSheepSquadPG 

Mudkip that has a gun and is mean to people for no reason cuz I can’t talk right about things I don’t get
Damn look at how hot and handsome PinkSheepSquadPG is!
Bro isn't that the meanie PinSheepSquadPG?
PinkSheepSquadPG by RedLordFlight August 26, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026