Pink Finger a.k.a. 'Taggers Thumb' is a
fictional condition caused by a rare cancer of
the spine which causses your digits turn un-natural colours.
In reality it is a result of too much stencil-bombing.
1. Ant: Mum, can I have the
day off school,
my pink finger's flared up again?
2. Tom: Ant, move you hand or you'll get pink
finger.