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Pinch hit 

When smoking cannabis in a circle, a person may become so overwhelmed (by a coughing fit, or even from the effects of the plant itself) that they are unable or unwilling to take a hit when the bowl or bong is passed to them.

In this case, the afflicted person may have someone "pinch hit" for them on this round.
"*cough* *cough* *hack* Hey man, you wanna *cough* *wheeze* take a pinch hit *cough* for me?"
Pinch hit by Das Midnight-Toker December 30, 2008

pinch hit 

When one is too intoxicated to have sex, or has already passed out and a female is left alone a pinch hitter is called to get the job done
Dude, he's out cold anyone going to step up to the plate and pinch hit?
pinch hit by marc busch April 30, 2008

Pinch Hit 

When you take a blunt or joint, light the mouthpiece end of it, and put it in the hole of a bluntinator. You then blow into the bluntinator and someone else breathes in the smoke that is coming out of the blunt or joint sticking out of the bluntinator. Similar to shotgun
You should pinch hit that blunt.
Pinch Hit by Jesse Vieira December 23, 2010

pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
pinch hitter by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008

Pinch Hitter

When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.
"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"
Pinch Hitter by Miss_lawn April 18, 2009

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
Pinch Hitter by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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