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Pivotal N 

Fuck fuck fuck I can't believe it! Alright so today we're watching Pivotal N and Blue was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at Blue and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the video was going in one ear and right out the other. Then Blue got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, his fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my dick like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky cum covered my Pivotal N shirt, the whole squad was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole squad saw my semi-hard dick in all its four inches of glory. The boys kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been kicked out indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the group for discrimination?
Pivotal N by Amogn Us Crewmate July 10, 2021

pivotal act 

The act wherein a pivot man obtains a monopoly of the circle jerk's resources only to prevent them from ejaculating.
The idea is getting more of our guys right in the middle of the action, to allow them to perform a pivotal act or otherwise prevent the spilling of Seed AI.
pivotal act by lumpenspace July 14, 2024

Pulling a Pivotal 

When one creates a faction without an owner's consent.
Random 1: Bro, that guy is Pulling a Pivotal!
Owner: RETCONNED!
Pulling a Pivotal by TinglyRobin August 7, 2022

Pivotasis 

Pivotasis, also known as Lenegenic Pivotasis, is a condition that is very common in regular Pivot (an animation software) users that causes lack of motivation, lethargy and inability to implement ideas when using Pivot.
Other common symptoms include easy to distract, severe procrastination to every projects and opening a porn tab before starting a project.
User 1: man i've started 5 projects already bt dont wana continue i feel so lazy
User 2: SHIIIIIT U GOT PIVOTASIS BRUH', GETCHOSELF SOME MOTIVATION POTION

Member 1: This project is killing me! I can't do the next frame meng
Member 2: That Pivotasis to you mate. I'm sorry. *runs away*
Pivotasis by DriftingSteps October 27, 2014

Pivotelly 

One's booty, or backside. Usually used when describing emissions from the bum.
My goodness, you have a smelly pivotelly
Pivotelly by ma0sm March 20, 2004

Pivotarded

I don't know how to work this program, I'm so pivotarded.
Pivotarded by Hill F July 20, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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