pimpalastick

A member of the male human party who is exceptionally eccentric and intellectual in every action that they take; one who makes babies without trying.

Kirk is quite possibly the most pimpalastick human being on the planet. If it was not for Kirk being pimpalastick, the earth would most certainly implode.

by Kirk Batterson September 21, 2008

pimplestick

a finger used to pot zits on your face.
a certain std(you know the kind of thing you ask your friends to check out).
a camping noob that you finally kill with a headshot.

Hell yeah finally got that camping pimplestick!
Rick come here does it look like I have pimplestick?
My pimplestick is sore from all of the zits I'm poppin.

by Samej Esehcarm May 29, 2011