piloned 

1. The process by which something is conquered.
2. To make something your bitch.

That chick got piloned; I piloned that exam.

piloned by Seff J. October 23, 2013

ploned 

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

ploned by libkeiser February 27, 2009

pizoned 

The act of being totally and completely owned

Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.

pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006

pilonidal cyst 

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

pilonidal cyst by Karma4 July 29, 2021

pilonidal smile 

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

pilonidal smile by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

Pizoned 

Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.

Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!

Pizoned by Cable330 February 28, 2010

Piloted 

To be supremely dominated by a member of the opposite sex. It is related to the term pussywhipped, or pussy whipped. However to be piloted is to be further subjugated than to be pussy whipped. It is when someone is completely at the behest of another person, (or persons). They lose completed control of their inhibitions and comply to every whim of the person who is piloting.

Atish was totally piloted by his ex-wife. This has left lasting and permanent damage to his behaviour, making him a little bitch.বেহায়া

Piloted by Jeremy_spoke_in June 21, 2020