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a wooden frame for public punishment having holes in which the head and hands can be locked
I will lock you in the pillory.
Pillory by odlenirA July 1, 2024
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Portugese Pillory 

Aggressive falatio resulting in the gobbler deepthroating via the enjoyer manoeuvring their legs around the gobblers neck.
" Came home and when she was giving me head I locked my legs around her neck & we did a portugese pillory. "
Portugese Pillory by Gashgc April 10, 2024

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
something that feels so diligent, so light and fluffy, that it resembles your favorite pillow
these rocks are not very pillowy, on the other hand this bed of conveniently placed feathers are outrageously pillowy!
pillowy by Rbeeeezy May 13, 2008

pillorama 

a pill head. Someone who prefers pills to get high if they can.
yo you're pillorama man.
pillorama by Groovy Hippy Jayee March 11, 2015
a social neurotoxin that undermines integrity, pollutes hearts and poisons minds
the CEO is an insidious pillary that is as lethal as glyphosate or Agent Orange
Pillary by Bayer Monsanto January 27, 2018

pillowyhen 

A Soft cock that loves to rape cats and bongos and is always moistened by its uncles cum fresh out the the dick
Your such a pillowyhen
pillowyhen by Myunclerapedme69 June 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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